My grandfather was the cartographer in WWII. I’m just that person with a camera and GI issues

I’m doing my didn’t!

Didn’t even consider that misunderstanding! No need for apologies, just glad to help!

 Model           Camera person

( ͡°❥ ͡°)             ᕦ[❍ ͆]ຈ)
    |                  |
   butt               butt
    |                  |
    V                  V
 (‿|‿)￩not fart    (‿ᗕ‿)￩fart

Oh noooooooo… Don’t bonk me again… Don’t bonk me 3 or 4 more times and pull my hair… Pleeeeaaaaasssse…

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I’m not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

Remember when they were all screaming and crying about HIPAA with COVID vaccines?

Watching Grandma’s Boy with my parents was pretty wild.

Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother’s bedroom right after she died.

Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of “sentimental” items and buried it with her.

My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.

Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

The second one looks like the first one’s mugshot

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It’s you. You’re my friend now.

Deal with it.

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua’s fluoride animatronic acid

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn’t be talking to kids anyway

Oh! Yes. I thought you were saying that Mel Brooks was Pizza the Hut. But now I get it.

Q. Where tf did you find this monstrosity
A. Mel Brooks('s mind)

Sorry, I got my Schwartz twisted

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

Dom DeLuise*

It even says it on the wiki you linked

Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet

When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks…

330100-90000=240100

240,100 is pretty close to 250,000. 250000*4=1,000,000

Unless you just misread the tweet or chart, in which case, sorry for explaining the wrong part.