Even if Obama were eligible, I doubt that we could convince him to do it again.

He seems way too happy with retirement to want to deal with the militant toddlers that sprung up after he left.

Or maybe you don’t install a data mining spy device in the office?

Don’t underestimate the ability of stupid people to give him money. I suspect that he makes more from the grifting than the company. Losing the company martyrdom will be a boon for fundraising.

This only works for about the first 5 minutes until the bright red glow of human lobster sunburn sets in.