homes

Kink Floyd

“She Who” sounds like a mid-00s Doctor Who spinoff that only got 1 season

Clank-ah

:(

That’s part of the joke: you can’t order just 20 or 50 or 100 hair ties. You have to order in quantities of 1000+

Still, only, like, $8 for 5,000 (assorted colors)

(It’s an awesome quinceanera gift!)

Clank-ah

I ordered you a dozen hair ties on Amazon.

You’re welcome.

These would-be assassins are so very disappointing

It’s also the critical fuel used by most time travel devices. So…

I’ve definitely gotten sauces delivered to me this way.

Living until 2026

Maduro was the second time. The first time was Noriega with Bush 1.

So as someone who identifies as male, I don’t have these stupid hang ups about expressing emotions. I’m perfectly fine, letting people know how I feel. I try to respect, social decorum and to be polite, but I don’t hold back my emotions because of my gender expression.

FWIW, I’ve met plenty of women who are ice cold, and hold back their emotions, seeing them as some kind of weakness. I think that’s absurd.

Emotional repression is one of the quickest roads to emotional dysfunction.

“I have the best impeachment, the most impeachment, nobody gets impeached like me!”

— you know who

I wasn’t arguing that anyone should break the law. Especially considering that that’s why I’m so upset in the first place.

There are plenty of legitimate ways to do it, I just doubt that anyone currently in power has the temerity to try.

I was expressing my cynicism, not a call to revolution.

Oh. I didn’t know it was that complicated.

Fresh Sprite is the only reason I would ever go into McDonald’s.

Yeah, because that worked so well the last two times he was impeached…

World wars have started over much less. Trump, the “president of peace”, is likely leading us into World War III.

Why not? It’s not like anyone’s gonna do a fucking thing to stop him.