“Fuck you, Thor, but also thanks. But definitely fuck you, Thor.”

Fuck Thor.

When I was in the Navy, a dude kept eating my fucking chips and salsa. It was a small work center, we all knew whose shit was whose in our tiny fridge. So one day I put really fucking hot hot sauce in my salsa and left it in the fridge. Motherfucker has the gall to get pissed at me like I’m the asshole. He didn’t eat my salsa again after that.

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

Land of the fee, home of the slave.

I think goatse is more appropriate.

Bruh, that ain’t gonna feed or house you while you’re doing all that.

Also a veteran, was about to say, “Don’t be so quick to judge, there’s a lot of opportunity I. The military for those without other options.” That being said, I’m sure as fuck glad I’m out now. I can’t even begin to imagine the fuckery going on now.