They must have interviewed idiots

Naw maga fam, you get at least two christmases of explaining to your kids why tariffs mean santa can’t bring as many toys. Fuck you, you don’t get off that easy, you simple jacks and basic cindies.

I love watching his brain eat itself in real time. I don’t even feel slightly guilty saying it. Everything that man has done since he got back into office has been negative and cynical and damaging to the country and its guests, and I just get a kick out of watching him suffer. I hope to laugh harder at future White House sundowning events.

It has to feel so good voting against this total fuckwit twice in one election. /jealous