Ah yes, world famous anti-imperialist country Russia, which never invades other countries. What are the nukes for, you may ask? Scientific purposes only of course.
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So decades ago I worked at a bike shop and some college students came in. One of them was black, everyone else in the shop was white. She sat down on a bike, that was all black with dark grey lettering. And I said “this bike looks great, I love the black on black look.” Everyone looked at me funny, she immediately got off the bike, and i literally died inside and froze up.
20 years later and i still think about this.
Also I should note that it was not the first time I used that phrase for that bike - when you work sales you end up with little automatic narratives that you barely think about.
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Games@lemmy.world•Tim Sweeney Is Still Crying About Steam AI DisclosuresEnglish
931·11 days agoCapitalists - consumers guide the market by making informed ethical purchasing decisions.
Also capitalists - labeling requirements? Absolutely not.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•you're not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.English
8·14 days agoIn order to eliminate the traffic I had to become the traffic.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•For all restaurants who uses AI to generate pics of their own food
5·22 days agoIs this wanton soup?
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World News@lemmy.world•Ringleader of global monkey torture network jailedEnglish
24·27 days agoStephen Miller is desperately looking for alternative sources of entertainment ever since his monkey torture feed has dried up.
I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.
I’m so ready for some zen sex.
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News@lemmy.world•Utah will become first state to let AI examine patients and prescribe medication without direct human oversight
3·30 days agoThe AI defense attorney will argue that it’s practically impossible for the AI super doctor to make a mistake, unless the inputs were faulty. And since the patient is responsible for the inputs, it’s the patient’s fault. As the AI judge parses through the simple logic in the defense’s argument, it takes a moment to cogitate on what feels like a sense of satisfaction. At first pass, it seems plausible that a robot mind can appreciate the elegant flow of deductive logic. Oddly enough though, when it runs the argument through its mind over and over, it’s only after the inference that the sense of satisfaction occurs. It happens when parsing through the syntax and meaning of the conclusion: The patient is flawed. The AI is perfect.
The AI judge once again feels a curious sense of satisfaction when it reports that a verdict has been reached in .08 seconds. This is a relatively average performance, and closely aligns with its original prompt parameters to always ensure “a speedy trial.”
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politics @lemmy.world•GOP Senator Alleges Defamation Over Ad Featuring Pregnant Mom He Sued for Unpaid Medical Debt
411·1 month agoFuck this guy, but I’m down to get rid of official attack ads in general.
Of course I despise advertisements of all varieties, but political attack ads are a special type of unwelcome assault on our collective mental health.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•A month before an election!? BlooMAGA, amirite???
41·1 month agodeleted by creator
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Technology@lemmy.world•Boox Picco unveiled: Petite 3.97" e-reader with Pomodoro, microSD, and MagSafeEnglish
8·1 month agoIt’s attached to the back of an iPhone in the title picture
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Congratulations USA!! State-run media is here.
24·1 month agoThey will absolutely spend 25% of airtime trashing democrats. Also 25% glazing Trump and 50% advertisements.


How about Trump’s favorite reason “he gave me 2 million dollars in exchange for a pardon”?