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Hydroelectric, solar, wind, tidal, ICE generator…

Surely not nuclear, coal, or natural gas power pants with steam generation cycles.

No, they have a plan to automate the destruction of the environment after our demise.

I’m perfectly fine identifying cars that have proper names, but the mid-luxury brands (BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, Infiniti, etc.) eschew names for alphanumeric gibberish. I can’t be arsed to remember all their numbering schemes. And Teslas largely look the same to me unless they look distinctly like a dumpster. I can’t tell an S from a 3, or a Y from an X.

I associate “the war on woke” moreso with DeSantis than Trump.

On the one hand, Vance lacks the cult appeal, so should lose a fair election in 2028. On the other hand, we might not have a fair election in 2028.

Guess he’ll just have to suffer with his second choice of overcooked steak slathered in ketchup.

Santa Clarita Diet was the last straw for our Netflix subscription.

Irrelevant. Who appoints the US ambassador to the UN?

Pretty close to zero multiplied by billions of people yields results sometimes.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/this-17-year-old-scientist-is-making-an-acetaminophen-alternative-that-is-less-damaging-to-the-liver-180986331/

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/two-high-schoolers-found-an-impossible-proof-for-a-2000-year-old-math-rule-then-they-discovered-nine-more-180985357/

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-teen-mathematician-hannah-cairo-disproved-a-major-conjecture-in-harmonic/

And don’t forget to misgender JK Rowling when you’re asking him for a refund. Misgendering is perfectly acceptable if you disagree with someone’s self-identified gender! /s

Make sure to also VPN

“email me with any quesions”

Those are socks issued to patients at a mental health facility. Socks for crazy people.

And it might be the only game where I have ever enjoyed proximity chat

Did we play the same Battlebit? I don’t remember much positivity coming out of proximity voice chat. Every match started with a flood of VOIP spam of screaming and loud, shitty music. It seems without fail, I’d spend the first 15 seconds of every match muting everyone that appeared in comms. At least the devs made that super easy.

Battlebit filled the hole I needed it to while I avoided BF2042; quite fun, but the population died off and it started feeling stale.

I might look into the update when it hits, but with a worth-playing new-release Battlefield, I’ll probably just stick to Battlefield.

This has “why wasn’t Obama in the White House on 9/11” vibes to it.

Such allegations have never succeeded in blocking a Trump appointee, so I have no expectation that this will either. Still, add another tally to the federal wall of shame.