Good advice, but I wouldn’t trust Anker with my data refuel after their Eufy scandal

You know Putin, the king of honest elections…

And both are data security risks.

Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.

That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.

Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!

The AI bots that are gonna watch the video for training. Won’t anyone think of them!?

The dome from the Simpsons movie is looking more reasonable every day…

Dude’s probably about to privatize school lunches using Jared from Subway as an example

He wouldn’t have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn’t have stopped on its own after hitting the second person

Yeah, would’ve been better if she adds you to her sudoers file.

They heard customers say they needed the vacuum to suck more, and they delivered the only way they knew how…