What next, people claiming to want to protect the children giving their vote to a man whose best friend was a child sex trafficker?

But that takes skill and effort. Instead, just follow up the LLM prompt with, “and this doesn’t contain any vulnerabilities?” and submit the code while it’s still generating a response. If it finds one, log a ticket and deal with it next sprint. /s

Much like “blood is thicker than water”, the saying “facts don’t care about your feelings” is misleadingly taken out of context from a larger quote. The actual saying is,

“Facts don’t care about your feelings, and neither do I. In fact, I don’t care about your facts, either. Fuck your facts, and fuck your feelings. My feelings tell me that I’m right and that’s a fact.”

/joke

Well, now that’s just inaccurate. The hundredth-time programmer isn’t going to use a rake; the hundredth-time programmer is going to use a tool::basic_tool<tool::manual_operator<species::human_t>,tool::handle_type::wood,tool::pronged<5>>.

or that you’d get to enjoy your split of the initial bounty.

You say that like either of them will get that initial bounty. It’s going to be the same-old shit as tip lines, with some clause like “your tip must directly lead to a conviction to qualify” that’s just vague enough for them to claim that the deciding factor was their own work and not the tip.

The devs should add a human-inspired character to the game, give it a shirt vaguely resembling the PETA lego, and make it have the worst stats out of all the characters

If there’s ever an opportunity for someone to copy Edmund McMillen with how he made fun of PETA with their Tofu Boy parody, it would be this.

I don’t know about you, but my onions make plenty of tears when I start cutting them. /j

What the Trump admin put the country into isn’t a golden age, but instead something more akin to a repeat of the Gilded Age, with its rampant political corruption and extreme wealth disparity. The joke is that he meant to say “Gilded Age”—which is the more accurate comparison—but is so out of it that he instead said “Golden Age”.

You are 100% correct.

And during. Don’t forget during.

Do they not allow virtual machines?

His age is really showing, isn’t it? He—once again—misspelled “gilded age” as “golden age”

It’s going to be funny watching, though. Even Elon can’t manage to keep his self-declared “Mecha Hitler” AI from deviating from its instructions to push far-right ideas and talking points.

They’re selling billionaires a bridge to nowhere; and it’s working.

That’s just wealth redistribution /s

The phoronix comment section is a garden of rationality and level-headed thinking in comparison.

Any time Rust is brought up in Phoronix, half of the comments are bad-faith idiots making strawmen and whataboutism arguments amounting to “skill issue, C is 300% safe and nobody needs better” and thinly-veiled contrarian antagonism against Rust because it’s popular.

A comment section worse than that? Impressive.

Why did my son die in the rehab facility?

Oh, that’s easy. It’s the immigrants’ fault. Or it’s Biden’s fault. Or it’s the Democrats’ fault.

When objective truths don’t hold any weight whatsoever, blame can be assigned freely without having to perform mental gymnastics to make it make sense.

Really striving for the most efficient way to kill the tourism industry, huh?

Nah. He’ll just waste military budget and use the air force as a charter jet service.

Musk’s strategy is to constantly build hype and gain investments by promising something will be “ready by next year”, even if it’s nowhere close to ready. And then, when those investors start pressuring him about timelines, he pushes a half-baked, low-quality dumpster fire out the door.

It’s hard to fuck up worse than that. And to Newell’s credit, he’s run Valve in the exact opposite way that Musk runs his companies: waiting until they have a working product before saying anything.