Want the list sorted alphabetically or what…?

Have you tried looking at floors? Pretty soothing

Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

Lobotomy should ease his despair

I’d spend 30 min back arguing on the correct pronouncing of qualiacontiks

I’ll go with borse

Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity

Nah, cats are buddhist. See how they dgaf? That’s a sure tell

(But that was a nice pun)

Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”

I’m not afraid of clowns, that’s silly. Only those that hide in sewers

Little House on the Prairie

Haven’t seen this one this week. Thanks

As a non americano, what’s the name of that dirt you brew and drink?

I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though

I heard bananas. Maybe banana-sized leg is where we draw the line?

Some kind of shell bracelet I think is also mandatory

Start by do not computering

I got the beer. Thankfully it’s an universal plug