Wait, this Jeffrey?

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A long con to kick Putler in the face?

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Have you ever read The Onion?

Druid, one would presume.

Probably. See weird names and emails from what’s obviously the same person all the time.

It’s like when I walk into every room and inform everyone that I’m not a murderer. There’s always some asshole who thinks that means I am a murderer.

Like, dude, I just told you I wasn’t.

Wishputin.

I’m partial to Luna.

God, what fucking idiots.

Directors must be salivating at the idea of actors who never say “I’m cold” or “that’s dangerous” or “you’re a hack.”

What’s the charge? Enjoying a succulent blunt?

Technically correct.

The good news is you’ll pass your upcoming drug test.

Zankoku na tenshi no you ni…

He can debate me in New Amsterdam.

But what if I have a date in Constantinople?

And the Etruscan’ts.

It can’t run a vending machine but we’re going to let it make life-or-death decisions.