Respect to the guy casually walking off, probably thinking to himself “That’s why I don’t go outside. I could play LoL right now.”

“Everything I say or do is a joke unless I get away with it.”

“Sharebox”

Yeah, nah. Fuck off. I won’t stand idly by while some stupid ass fast food restaurant tries to guilt trip me into sharing protein that’s rightfully mine.

He has already been seen luring the prime autistic on the White House garden.

Events come thick and fast.

I know that clip. And you know what? That rabbit actually made it.

Whoever needs to hear this: stop belittling yourself. You are a Jenga winning rabbit. Go be awesome.

Alright, I can see a couple of things I did completely different. While I DID dodge into the attacks (something I internalized from Souls Borne), I used it non-stop all the time. I also focused on my enemies instead of myself for better aim. I also didn’t play with a controller, I played with mouse and keyboard which made my focus on the enemy/crosshair more or less mandatory.

All in all I played waaaaaaaaaay too aggressive. It never crossed my mind that I should play safe.

I appreciate any help I can get!

Have to say FTL must be the weirdest game I have ever played. I bought it right when it came out back in 2012 and I loved it. But for the life of me I couldn’t finish it. That fucking super cruiser boss pummelled me every single time. I had no chance. And I tried so many times.

At some point I just gave up and forgot about it. Until last year when YouTube auto play threw a beginners guide for FTL into my playlist and I found out one can pause the game by pressing space. You can freeze the game, think, give your commands and unfreeze it. I did not know that because nobody gives a shit about tutorials.

So I immediately downloaded FTL, started a run and beat it “first try”. Then I started again with that Drone Ship, and I won. Then I started another run, this time with that stone thingy ship and I won again! I couldn’t beat it once back then, then I beat it three times in a row knowing the function of the space bar.

What I’m trying to say is: Don’t be like me, play the stupid tutorial.

PS: I wonder if I also did something wrong with Enter the Gungeon…

Isn’t this meme making fun of the enlightened centre? Is that even a thing anymore? I’m a 90s kid and I thought I am a liberal. But it looks like liberals are fascists themselves now.

Not to mention that outside the US many words have a completely different (most the time more accurate) meaning. I am genuinely confused.

Nazischwein classic. They can’t come up with anything beautiful themselves so they adapt stuff and drag it into the dirt.

Which means he wanted it, dare if I say: he enjoyed it. Therefore no assassination.

Nurglite piece of shit.

Time to bring back Harlem Shake.

Probably directly into his car, preemptively recording his apology.

I think yes. I am pretty sure there is a market for exactly what you just described. I mean, would you be surprised if some right wingnut buys a kirk shirt and places it on his trumpian altar? It doesn’t even have to be a cultist. Captain tiny face died in a bombastic way. The morbidity of it could attract collectors.

Everyone running for their lives like cowards. He however sees the opportunity, steals the merch and asks for subscribers. A true American patriot.

We always have a bottle of Pinot Grigio sitting around so we can spontaneously celebrate.

If this mf dies, we need more wine.

I bet it’s the grandmas from cookie clicker again.

And on top of that acts like this entire thing is sad or something. Which is - in fact - not the case.