Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they’re redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they’ve already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

Somewhere at Microsoft there is, presumably a Teams Team team.

Op even put it as a quote so you didn’t even need go to the article. Its compared to sales last year (last may against this may)

Lost?

Dementia must be really bad if he thinks he can

The line must be drawn here!

Boomer humour