Mr Beast sucks.

He has all that money but still can’t buy friends or fix his lazy eye…

Please just fuck off and die already Donny.

A Trump supporter coworker won’t scan a QR code because he thinks it will hack his brain, but he is over the moon excited to get one of these health tracking devices.

She is probably on hold waiting to speak to the manager of the quality of toilet paper.

Dolly is a national treasure.

Fun fact: if a billionaire was shot everyday in this country we would run out of billionaires in just over 2 years.

o7

Remember these cowards names when it’s time for them to beg for our votes.

“When I wear my pants and I don’t shit in them that’s me!” “When I wear my pants and shit them that’s Biden!” 🫲🍊🫱

Reminder: criticize this administration, get fired. Storm the capital and kill a cop, get a medal and a pardon.

I haven’t played this yet but I need to.

Yes definitely. I find it very uncanny how bad everything in this country is, but there is summer car sales commercials and ads for dish soap and movies like nothing is wrong.

Stand by me.

Smells good, tastes terrible.

Criminals helping criminals.

The best time to go to the grocery store and avoid people is late at night on a Tuesday or Thursday.

Agreed if they don’t want change they we will be the ones to make it change.