canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down111
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoalso got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoI bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoLast time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoTwo of your own toes or owl toes?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoJust some random toes I had laying around.
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoEconomical. I won’t ask about the provenance or origin of said toes as it’s none of my concern.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIf you don’t prep right you’re basically wasting their time
also got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
You’re like the giving tree!
Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
Two of your own toes or owl toes?
Just some random toes I had laying around.
Economical. I won’t ask about the provenance or origin of said toes as it’s none of my concern.
If you don’t prep right you’re basically wasting their time