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Bad dungeons and bad dragons
https://bad-dragon.com/products/ika
The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you’re willing to go smaller.
Why do you know this?
I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn’t actually buy one. The fuckable sand worm though…
What the fuck
wait till you see their april fools promotion from this year.
I know right? What a rip off, it doesn’t even come with popcorn.
It’s actually this one: https://bad-dragon.com/products/tako
You’ve got a good eye for tentacle dildos.
How convenient the DM’s sister had one!
And what if the DM is a woman?
… even though he lives alone!
You can guess the usage by the wear pattern in the suction cups.
Username checks out
you may want to add in the source. the individual who posted the original is hilarious.
DM really bringing atmosphere to new heights. Can even smell the ocean.
I forgot my minis for a session one day, but remembered to bring the Werther’s originals. So we used soda tabs, beer caps, and Werther’s for minis that day.
Just from DMing perspective I feel this when my players decide to fight a NPC they weren’t supposed to fight at a level I don’t have a block for lol. “Well your options are cr3 and cr10 and you’re level 7 so…10 it is and imma just shave some stuff off while hoping for the best” lol. Shout-out to every time my party says they’re looking for shady people to circumvent the legal way to do something then balk when the pricetag isn’t a handshake and an IOU their reputation proceeds them will never be collected.
The joke is that’s a dildo
Yep and CR10 when you’re level 7 and decided to fuck around is also a proverbial dildo
