GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoMy father the tween literary criticlemmings.worldimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1818arrow-down111
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minus-squarePiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up142·1 month ago“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up54·1 month agoDad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·1 month agoAll adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 month agoStephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
minus-squareGalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoDonald Trump was unironically obsessed with Edward Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it. https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoConsidering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoSounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
minus-squareAmadiohChess@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down11·1 month agoRemoved by mod
“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
All adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
Stephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
Donald Trump was unironically obsessed with
EdwardRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it.https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
Considering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
Lol Robert Pattinson, you mean
Lol you right you right
Sounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
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