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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

making banana bread

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making banana bread

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • dan69@lemmy.world
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    They also make banana cream baked goods

  • Album@lemmy.ca
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    Jokes on you. How do you know not every bread has been fucked before you ate it? Checkmate, atheists.

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      You’re right! I’m not paying extra until they provide proof.

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Just check your bakers OnlyBrans profile

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      Extra protein

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    *Fleshli-

    You know what who cares

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    Do not fuck raw eggs or yeast, please.

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      “Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help”

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      Yes, please pasteurize it first.

    • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      Making it protein rich.

    • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works
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      no

  • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
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    🔦

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    MyFlatLoaf.png

    >making flatbread for a party
    >dough is runny and moist
    >imagine I’m baking a giant wad of cum 
    >imagine stomachs bursting with my delicious seed
    >they beg for more
    >but I wont give it to them because I have a 24 hour refractory period 
    due to sourdough starter regeneration time
    Anyway, family reunion thread? 
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    Calm down, Roko.

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Fake: anon knows how to actually make banana bread
    Gay: anon imagines a guy’s ass

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    Bread is natural?

  • Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    There’s a Viz comic about that…

    Fru T. Bunn – a “Master Baker” who makes his own sex dolls out of gingerbread and then attempts to have sex with them. Often he actually succeeds, only to be discovered in the last frame by his wife and daughter (Little Chelsea – ref to the Chelsea Bun)!!

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