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    13 days ago

    I really wish these people would just go home and lay down. Like, if my health was turning to shit the last place I’d wanna be is around a bunch of ghouls in congress. We really need term limits.

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    I know we’re talking about the worst of the worst, but does anyone really deserve an eternity with Mitch McConnell?

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      Maybe trump and mitch can get stuck together arguing about who messed up the country the most.

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          I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.

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        What did Satan ever do to you?

        God has killed billions, Satan just chills out in Hell with his homies.

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    Look the last thing we need is any additional heat sources, but for this specific scenario I’ll make an exception.

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      Might even keep the gates open. I can think of a few more people we should nudge their way.

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      maybe when he goes back to work, people can be lined up outside his office to give him a good startling

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      He can’t vote because he can’t walk in the building and physically vote.

      Also we can never allow congressmen to vote remotely.

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    It’s times like this that I wish I were a believer, so I could feel the satisfaction of imagining people like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, McConnell, and others, being dragged down in terror to meet the punishment they’ve earned. The schadenfreude would be delicious.

    Unfortunately, I can only be pleased that they’re finally gone.

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    Even hell doesn’t want him, it’s the only reason why he’s managed to live this long despite looking like a corpse.

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      Nobody has seen him since he was found unresponsive, he’s probably already dead

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        Eh, a 3 week hospital stay post cardiac arrest heart attack (misremembered what I read) isn’t common, but it’s not unusual either. He’s 110% in a sorry state but he’s receiving the best healthcare america has to offer. I wouldn’t be so quick to call it yet

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          It’s been reported that a medic on scene called out over the radio that CPR was in progress.

          Either that was misreported, he’s the luckiest bastard alive (evil people never fucking die though), or he’s dead or a vegetable.

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    Why are people still holding him up to waddle around in full business attire?? Does the man have no other sense of purpose in life & refuses to retire? Would it be more difficult for him to lay in bed & relax than it would be to waste taxpayer money on people holding him up like a marionette puppet??

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    I haven’t drank any alcohol in almost two months. I wonder if he dies I should break my booze fast for a binge celebrating that motherfucker’s demise.

    God so many assholes… I keep loosing track of them all.

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      You can enjoy a cupcake or small cake to celebrate if you want to abstain from alcohol. You can even ask for something written on your cake, but what should it say?

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        He is fucking dead. I am celebrating with tap water and baked skinless chicken. Fuck him.

        And those bastards delayed news of his demise so his democratic opponent cannot mount a last minute campaign, or so I heard. Fuck them.

        Burn in hell, Moscow Mitch!

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          I think they are keeping his corpse on life support even though he is legally dead so that, not a Democrat, but Thomas Massie can’t get elected to take his seat.