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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Where's my cocaine, doc?

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Where's my cocaine, doc?

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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Psythik@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Therapists don’t prescribe medication. You need a psychiatrist for that.

  • cmac@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You can get one of those things without a prescription now

    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      I’m pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.

      • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You’ll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.

    • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a “marital aid.” Adult stores have to label everything as “novelty use only.” Really dumb.

      Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.

  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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    Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

    • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

  • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
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    Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

    All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)/¯

    • Neato@ttrpg.network
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      and carry the same sentence as horse

      Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?

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        Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

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