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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 hours ago

traffic jam

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traffic jam

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    What’s difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly a gerbil up my ass.

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      Can you preserves a gerbil up there, tho?

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      depends. do you have a blender?

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      I came here to post this

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    nooo pepe’s hand is in his eye

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    Because you don’t think the right way.

    “Traffic” jam -> jizz

    You’re welcome.

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