[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
And that’s what they want. And that’s what they’re going to do. And that’s what they want.
Is that supposed to be read or read?
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
Like the duchess?
Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess
If evil, then why hot?
Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
Oh, she’s hot but a psycho
So left but she’s right, though
At night, she’s screamin’
“I’m-ma-ma-ma out my mind”
I can fix her, I’m sure of it.
Ava Max is legitimately great
Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It’s like a theme with them.
I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn’t.
He must since he doesn’t fuck his wife.
Oh, he fucks her, she’s just dry as the desert.
Apparently it’s snowflake night on Lemmy.
Edit: She’s apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.
Double edit:
Them tits ain’t woke.
Don’t make ben relatable
Boob politics. We truly live in a society.
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I’m about as lost here as I can be lol
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.
Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it’s an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I’m not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said “she has the best tits in Hollywood” and that’s just hilarious
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
