🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon fears The Handsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square109linkfedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down19cross-posted to: onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up1420arrow-down1imageAnon fears The Handsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square109linkfedilinkcross-posted to: onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squareBarley_Man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·1 month agoOr only the blessed get crushed by The Hand. The crushing transports you straight to the heavenly hand realm. You will get worshipped as a god for generations in your village after getting crushed.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoBlasphemy! Only the wicked are punished by The Hand! Crush the heretic!
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoGuys, guys, it’s not about morality. It’s about appendages. Tom had a big dick. Harry had a big dick. That’s why you’re still here, Dick.
Or only the blessed get crushed by The Hand. The crushing transports you straight to the heavenly hand realm. You will get worshipped as a god for generations in your village after getting crushed.
Blasphemy! Only the wicked are punished by The Hand! Crush the heretic!
Guys, guys, it’s not about morality. It’s about appendages. Tom had a big dick. Harry had a big dick. That’s why you’re still here, Dick.