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minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 days agoI expect porn movies have set OP’s expectations a bit high. Surely at some point the mind is willing but the flesh is weak, right? Or is that just me?
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoJust tape some popsicles sticks to it and be extra liberal with the lube.
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoYou joke, but they do make like hollow dildos you can wear over your dick, basically like a strap-on.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoI feel like the popsicle stick thing would be less embarrassing.
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoAnd a lot less comfy on the receiving end.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoMeh, throw a condom on it, you’ll be fine.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoHey, something similar happened in EdTV.
minus-squareDatz@szmer.infolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoBut WHOSE flesh becomes weak first?
I expect porn movies have set OP’s expectations a bit high. Surely at some point the mind is willing but the flesh is weak, right? Or is that just me?
Just tape some popsicles sticks to it and be extra liberal with the lube.
You joke, but they do make like hollow dildos you can wear over your dick, basically like a strap-on.
I feel like the popsicle stick thing would be less embarrassing.
And a lot less comfy on the receiving end.
Meh, throw a condom on it, you’ll be fine.
Hey, something similar happened in EdTV.
But WHOSE flesh becomes weak first?