You do realize your posts make people on Lemmy horny, right?
Anyway, I’ve already been your protector. It’s just that no intervention has been necessary. Yes, it was a little unprofessional to leave you alone outside for 5 minutes but I thought you’d be safe hugging the Blåhaj you’d unwrap. I don’t have that much experience though so if you feel like I’m being inappropriate (whiteknighting, for example), please call it out so I don’t keep embarrassing you and myself.
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You totally should! You’d look cute in a tactical vest :3
I’m sorry WHAT
What powers do you think I have? 😭
Definitely not seductress powers, I know that for sure…
Are you offering to be my…protector? Cause ngl, that’s both romantic and cute, lol /s
And please don’t leave me alone, ever 😭
You’re a really nice person, you know that? :D
You do realize your posts make people on Lemmy horny, right?
Anyway, I’ve already been your protector. It’s just that no intervention has been necessary. Yes, it was a little unprofessional to leave you alone outside for 5 minutes but I thought you’d be safe hugging the Blåhaj you’d unwrap. I don’t have that much experience though so if you feel like I’m being inappropriate (whiteknighting, for example), please call it out so I don’t keep embarrassing you and myself.
NO I DON’T 😭
I honestly thought it annoyed the shit out of people, lol
OMFG, hug me right now 😭
The Blahaj was an amazing gift, tysm! I’m really grateful 💜
Literally…no 😂
Not at all. I enjoy what you’re doing. Please don’t stop. Ever ❤️