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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Muslim memory

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Muslim memory

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    But is Muslim memory haRAM or not?

    • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
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      Of course not, but the correct term is Random Access Muslim.

      • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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        Randomly Asked Muslim, or RAM.

        People answering questions on /askIslam

      • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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        I had a random access Muslim friend for a while. He’d randomly text “u up” and then he’d access whenever it wasn’t Ramadan.

        • quickenparalysespunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          that sounds like a booty call…was that a booty call? booty calls are off limits during Ramadan?

    • abrake@lemmy.world
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      haLOL

    • 7uWqKj@lemmy.world
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      Only if acquired, otherwise it’s haROM

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      Booooo, but yes.

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    Tell me more about this muscle habibi

  • farmgineer@nord.pub
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    No, it’s muslin memory, always trying to reform cheese.

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      Lucinda and Jane had real muslin curtains.

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    So Habibi = memory? :p

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      Closest translation here is probably “my friend” but it can mean “dear” or “darling” when used by family and the like

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        I do know what Habibi means, but it’s kind of weird using such a word to somebody who doesn’t have the greatest grasp of Arabic words.

        Hence the :p

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          Ah, for sure, I misread. Tbf I’ve gotten habibi’d by shopkeepers and acquaintances, and I am definitely not even close to Arabic, may just be how some people speak

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