• Washedupcynic@lemmy.caEnglish
    16·
    1 hour ago

    The parent was the one being blocked, and the child unblocked them long enough to pimp slap them with a text about democrats retaking control of the house and senate.

    What we can deduce from this post, is that the parent was a filthy MAGAT, and their child cut contact with them because they were a giant piece of shit; (as in the parent emotionally, physically, and/or sexually abused their child hard enough that when the child became and adult, the blocked the parent from their life.)

    I bet Rose still likes to pretend she has no idea why her child cut her off.

    • Verqix@lemmy.world
      6·
      1 hour ago

      In case you missed it, some deductions can also be made from the flag in the parents handle.

  • Reygle@lemmy.world
    5·
    1 hour ago

    My old fart brain really struggled reading that with all the emoji but it was completely worth it.

    • korazail@eviltoast.orgEnglish
      1·
      42 minutes ago

      💯️

      I feel old reading that text, but I completely agree with the content. I prefer to use words… but sometimes images can express the intention better than the words can.

      (funny thought - Ideograms might be peak language since they can have temporal/cultural “intonation” baked in… Emoji is just western cultures catching up with Chinese/Korean/Japanese Kanji)

    • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      1 hour ago

      Giving it a new name doesn’t make it any less unhinged. It is “ravings”. “Rage bait” depends on if “celebrating democracy” is rage-inducing to the viewer.

    • RobotsLeftHand@lemmy.world
      13·
      2 hours ago

      🍆🍆🍆🚨🚨 ATTENTION ⚠️📢 MY FILTHY 🫦💋 LITTLE 🤏 CONSTITUTIONAL CUNTS 📜🍑💦🇺🇸‼️ ERECTION 🗳️🍆💦 NIGHT 🌙✨ HAS OFFICIALLY 🚨✅ REACHED CLIMAX 😩🥵💦💦💦 THE BLUE BALLS 🔵🔵💙 HAVE EXPLODED 💥💥🌊💦 ALL OVER 🫨💦 DADDY DONNY’S 🍊👴🏻🤡 ORANGE FACE 😭💦🍊‼️ THE UNITED SLUTS 🇺🇸🍑💋 OF AMERICUM 🦅🗽✨ HAVE FINALLY 🙌🎉 GOTTEN THEIR DEMOCRUSSY 💙🫦🍑💦 BACK‼️🌊💙 JAMES TALAFREAKO 🤠🍆💋 IS SERVING 💅✨ TEXASS 🍑🤠🔥 WHILE KEN PAXTON 🐷🥦🤢 IS GAGGING 🤮😵‍💫 ON HIS FUCKING VEGETABLES 🥕🥬🥦🍆‼️ LINDSEY GRAHAM 👵🏻📿😭 HAS LOST HIS SOUTH CAROLINUSSY 🌴🍑💦 TO FANNIE ANDREWS 💃🔥💅👑 AND VIVEK RAWDOGSWAMY 🐎🍆🥵 IS GETTING HIS BLOW-HIO BUSSY 🍑💦🫦 DEMOLISHED 💥💥🍆 BY SHERROD BROWN 🤎💪🔥‼️ MAGA 🐘🍊🤡 IS PISSING 💦🚽 SHITTING 💩🚨 CRYING 😭😭 AND BEGGING 🥺🙏 FOR GRINDR TRADE 📲🍆🍑👀‼️ 🚨🚨🚨 THE BLUE WAVE 🌊💙🌊💙 HAS LEFT THE REPUBLICUNTS 🐘🍑🤡 HIGH 🥴⬆️ DRY 🏜️🌵 AND HORNY 🍆😩🥵‼️💅🍑💦 THE STATUE OF LIBERTY 🗽🇺🇸✨ IS SERVING CUNT 👑💋💅🍑 THE LAND 🏔️🌎 OF THE FREE 🦅🗽 IS OFFICIALLY ✅🎉 THE HOME 🏠💕 OF THE FREAKS 🫦😈🏳️‍🌈💗💜💙🍆💦 AND THE CUNTSTITUTION 📜🍑🦅 NOW REQUIRES 🚨⚖️ MANDATORY SLAYTRIOTISM 🇺🇸💅👑✨‼️ IN GOD 🙏⛪️ WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼🍆💦😩 💌💌 SEND 📫➡️💌 THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR FREAKIEST 🫦😈💅 BLUE-BALLED 🔵🔵💦 BALLOT BABES 🗳️🍑💋 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 🔙💌 YOU’RE A NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅 CUNTSTITUTIONAL 📜🍑 TREASURE 💎👑💅✨ IF YOU GET 5️⃣✋ YOU’RE A BIPARTISAN 🤝💙❤️ BOTTOM 🍑🫦😩 AND IF YOU GET 0️⃣🚫😭 YOU’RE A DONALD FRUMP 🎺🤡🍊 WITH NO TRADE 🚫🍆💔 NO RIGHTS 🚫📜⚖️ AND NO BUSSY 🚫🍑😭‼️ GOD BLESS 🙏✨ THE UNITED SLAY-TES 🇺🇸🦅💙🌊💦💅👑🍆🍑‼️

    • RobotsLeftHand@lemmy.world
      11·
      2 hours ago

      🚨🌊🌊 THE BIG BLUE 💦💦 TSUNAMI 🌊🌊🚨 HAS 🍆 ARRIVED 🍆 YOU 😩😩 FILTHY 😈 ELECTORAL 😈 FREAKS 🍑🍑🥵 The 🐴🔵 DONKEYS 🔵🐴 just went ALL 💯💯 THE 💯💯 WAY 🍆🍆 in BOTH 👐👐 CHAMBERS 🏛️🏛️ of CONGRESS 😫😫 and they did NOT 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ pull out 😳😳💦 It’s a 🔵🔵 BLUE-KAKKE 🔵🔵 from SEA 🌊 to SHINING 🌊 SEA 💦 The 🐘🔴 ELEPHANTS 🔴🐘 are crying 😭😭 into their 🗳️ RECOUNT 🗳️ forms 📝📝 because their 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 went SOFT 😔😔 right when it MATTERED 📉📉💀 The HOUSE 🏠🏠? CLAIMED 😈😈 The SENATE 🏛️🏛️? BRED 🥵🥵 The FILIBUSTER?? 😳 Getting 👉👌 RAILED 👉👌 by SIMPLE 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 VOTES 💦💦 GAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 SHARIA 📜📜 LAW 🔨 is now 🥵 OFFICIALLY 🥵 SPREADING 🍑🍑 across the CUNTRY 🇺🇸😩 and your 🧔 UNCLE 🧔 at THANKSGIVING 🦃🦃 is ALREADY 😱😱 SWEATING 💦💦💦 So BEND 🙇🙇 OVER 🍑 for TWO 2️⃣ YEARS 📅📅 of 🔵 LEGISLATIVE 🔵 POUNDING 🔨🔨🍆 because the GAVEL 🔨 is BLUE 🔵 and it is THICC 🍆😤

    • RobotsLeftHand@lemmy.world
      4·
      2 hours ago

      Don’t know if they’re the same, but those two were going around my chats Wednesday morning

      Edit: To clarify, I don’t know in the sense that I can’t focus on them long enough, or god forbid commit the to memory long enough to compare one to the other. I do thoroughly enjoy the vibe, though.

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
    26·
    4 hours ago

    Socials are wild these days, man. So many shitty parents telling on themselves and not realizing it.

  • M137@lemmy.today
    402·
    6 hours ago

    This is how you deal with a shitty parent, who’s actually the brainwashed one.

  • TerdFerguson@lemmy.caEnglish
    10·
    6 hours ago

    TIL some families fight over politics

    /s

    I feel like that text message was algorithmically designed to cause a stroke

  • dragonlover@lemmy.zip
    80·
    11 hours ago

    ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:

    DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻‍♀️Witches 🧙🏻‍♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽‍♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴… so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭

    • sober_monk@lemmy.world
      36·
      6 hours ago

      💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It’s the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮‍💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We’re flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying “NO”❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻‍🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We’re lining up 🧑🏾‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏽‍🤝‍🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿‍⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖

  • Lumisal@lemmy.world
    130·
    14 hours ago

    A lot of people here missing the joke that Maga usually writes messages like this, and that this is a parody

    • Pika@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      2·
      2 hours ago

      I didn’t actually realize people still sent copypastas. Like I’ve always seen the filters on messaging and like auto mod stuff, but I’ve never actually seen anyone do it in like 15-20 years now so I actually had stopped enabling those type of filters.

      I’m not disappointed about that though, I don’t feel like I’ve lost anything of value.

    • jj4211@lemmy.world
      135·
      5 hours ago

      And A lot of people seem to be sincerely liking that mess, which is… disconcerting…

  • DEJED@feddit.org
    24·
    12 hours ago

    I don’t know the background or family history here… but I am going to bet that mom had it coming… just guessing here

    • DrSoap@lemmy.world
      8·
      5 hours ago

      Probably sent one just like that when Trump won the election but it wasn’t abuse when she did it.