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Sweden isn’t real
futurama did an episode about this, they used robots farts to move the entire earth, to avoid some catastrophic event from the sun, only to permanently change earths climate.
I’m glad I read the title cause I thought this was a biological weapon lol
Are those free use nacelles?
Coup de Burst
fun fact: we could accelerate a huge spaceship to approximately 3% speed of light with technology that we have today.
nuclear fission + ion drive would do that.
at this speed, traversing the entire galaxy (Milky Way) once would only take about ~5 million years, or about 1/1000 of the time that life has existed on Earth.
The vastness of space is amazing. Even at light speed it would take about 2.5 million years from Earth to the edge of our closest neighbor Andromeda.
Guess at some point it’ll be less once the Milky Way collides with Andromeda.
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
This is why you should eat more fiber and not strain yourself while shitting.
You obviously haven’t seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo dot com
No way that website still exists…
It doesn’t, it links to a porn website now, which is why I didn’t post the exact URL.
Zozano: Unshittify of the internet, please.
Djinn: Okay.
Zozano: Wait
“Look what they’ve taken from us, we used to be a nation”
where’s the
fungoatse in that?
Fun fact, “Fart” means “Speed” in swedish.
I like that you can be confronted with Fartkontrol and Slutstation in a normal conversation.
FULL FART FRAMÅT!!
gives
a whole new meaningFunnier fact, speed bump is farthinder in swedish.
“fartshump” in Norwegian, some people will also say “fartsdump”
So what’s warp speed?
“Shartspeed, Number 2.”
so many good ways to tell the crew to do something… “engage”… “Hit it”… you went to fart?
Maybe… “Pull the finger” or something
Break it so
“Diverting more power to thrusters sir!”
the bean flow increases
The warp core has gone to shit and all we’ve got left are ranch style, what shall we do sir?
Divert all power to lactose intolerant propulsion!
The engines on the Hail Mary
This is someone’s fetish
