Hey man, nice shot.

Okay, I - what?!

Me and the boys on our way to steal some horsey statues for our Christian nation.

I mean the best parts of Discworld, no matter how absurd, still made some sense; of course we have to believe in a jolly, present delivering, pig man, otherwise the sun won’t rise in the morning, a great big ball of flaming gas would rise instead.

Can the fucken politicians stop trying so hard to be fucken relatable!

Christianity is a death cult.

This feels like a Discworld scene.

Can’t guarantee that antifa won’t be around polling locations…

“United Kingdom”

I call bullshit, the government is currently trying to pretend trans folks don’t exist and the people about to take over are more generally horrible.

Go Flu, go!

This is the future Communists want.

Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin. We went to a record fair last week and I picked up a decent copy of it, I had it when I was a lad but lost it in multiple moves, so it’s lovely and nostalgic.

For a pun like that you definitely need to try some Irn Bru as pennance!

50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.

Irn Bru!

Dumbest dystopia ever.

Waiting for an ICE victim to have officially “fallen backwards onto six bullets”

Fucken Robert Moses.

Cuntface and Shithead

Not surprising, the UK has the highest per-capita number of convertible owners. British car culture is weird and nobody really talks about it.