Im not really worried about what Wall Street is worried about. Our paths don’t really cross in the slightest.

My dad was just telling me the other day how hard Trump is working for us. He thinks Trump only sleeps 4 or 5 hours a night because he’s working so hard.

I’m going to send him this.

Wow, why would anyone vote for somebody so easily tricked by Nazis?

I got let go after telling my boss I wouldn’t open a new DB connection per request in our API. No pooling, he wanted me to dial a new connection every request. I had more dignity than that.

Fuck, I wish I had this at a job I absolutely hated with the motto “move fast and break things”

Republican incompetence masquerading as republican power.

How else is he going to accept more of that sweet sweet Qatar money

Why are you so desperate that we take it as gospel? Oh wait…

Tuesday

Nothing sounds more America First than single payer health insurance

“Grandma, I’m not hungry anymore. They’re people too.” Is an edited version of a real conversation.

I have a big tent too but you know who’s not under it? Fascists

Why? The supreme court gave Trump a get out of jail free card for official duties

Borrow 1 from the 7 leaving you 10 and 6. This is what they tried to teach in schools for awhile but adults weren’t getting it. Common Core? Is that what they called it?

Didn’t RFK Jr already tell us it was Tylenol? Is he not confident in that anymore?

I bet they’re proud of themselves for this one

You’re right, we already have a goal. There’s no way we can do 2 things at once or one after another… Just impossible. Thank you for your insight.

Tell me you got an STD without telling me you got an STD…

No, but there was a shooting of 3 innocent students in Colorado today and now you know what happened to them. And the Uvalde students… Dozens of them…