Lara sneaking around a camp. Finds a letter one of the mercs wrote to his little daughter. He just wants to come home to her and only took the job to pay for her expensive private school.

She slams her climbing pick into his eye socket.

I’m one step ahead of ya in life.

Entrapment!

[Nintendo lawyers activate]

He just has that “I shat into the air conditioning and I will do it again” kind of face. Maybe he had multiple places to cover but only so much fiber in his diet. His colleages from his other two workplaces probably saw the news an were like SON OF A BITCH!

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with fart spray is a good guy with fart spray.

Bought a new dishwasher for my parents a couple of months ago and every single available model (at the store) had wifi/app connectivity. I could turn it off but there’s no “simple” devices available. Some of them require the app to set the machine up or at least make it harder to do without it. I mean a washing machine needs to be emptied relatively quick after it finishes washing so I at least see some use to a notification but a dishwasher? Fuck that.

Working in general is lazy. Labor is for people too lazy to be CEOs. You could be hanging from your bootstraps already.

It’s coming right at us!

Tylenol probably gives brain worms a rash or something like that.

The man said become ungovernable!

Put it in spiders and then put yourself in those spiders for cool powers.

He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.

Posts like this are like a mechanic saying “There is no reason for a manufacturer to force drivers into having a catalytic converter in their own engine”

It’s more along the lines of “There’s no reason for manufacturers to forbid my mechanic from installing a perfectly fine catalytic converter just because said manufacturer doesn’t like it”

Giving manufacturers full control over the software users run will not end well. Why should google tolerate a browser that runs an adblock extension? Currently they do so because the alternative would be losing users to alternatives but if they have all android devices under control and make deals with most of the browser devs (it’s all chromium already and firefox is almost entirely financed by google) then you’ll find yourself forced to watch ads. This is what they’re slowly creeping towards.

Strangely worded. “Tariff fears” sounds like something uncertain but the tariffs are in effect. They have to pay 15% tariffs right now so they’ll pass part of that on. The 50$ increase doesn’t even cover it.

It’s phrased so weirdly. Like he can’t afford a car anymore as a measly millionaire.

I used to play WoW 5v5 arena competitively in 2007. This was way before they went hard on e-sports so it’s not really comparable to today. Just to give you some perspective, the winning team at blizzcon got $25k which meant $5k each which (again, only in case of winning the world championship) would’ve just so covered my travel costs.

Honestly it was terrible. At first I used to play for fun and only accidentally ended up in a top team. Then my team got way too ambitious and it became more of a chore. I told them early on that I had no interest in playing like that but they couldn’t find a replacement so I kept playing with them until I was fully burned out. It was nice being good at something but it ruined the fun of it.

arrive at your hotel in north korea. the facade falls over and reveals a rock mine. turn around to get to the closest airport. it’s also a rock mine. blyat.

It’s not just the left bar but also the entitlement of the others. Recently we had a reduction of parking spots at our workplace. The remaining ones are no longer free but cost a hefty price.

One of my coworkers send an email to all employees with a long rant about this. He said if they’d do this he’d be forced to ride to work on his horse. So this guy has a big ranch outside the city with horses simply as his hobby and he’s upset about having to pay for the space his truck is taking because he considers all of those things his right.

He’s there when you really don’t want him to be but when you want him he’ll be lying in his own vomit on that burger king parking lot.