What I love about Kennedy is his complete lack of ability to hide his disgust, even for a single photograph.
Man RFK sure likes hanging out with pedophiles…
Dolt Suck? (He’s not a kid and he does not rock.)
Afaik Kid Rock doesn’t have a brainworm.
It’s very “My name is Prince Andrew and I cannot sweat”
RFK’s “brainworm” was just an excuse to pay less alimony to his ex-wife, because he claimed that it reduced the income he could make.
The only proof of the worm is RFK saying that it existed, but he claims that his brain fixed itself two years later, and he’s all better.
His ex-wife he died by way of suicide by then, so he no longer needed to claim that he had reduced capacity in order to pay her less.If you read the book “Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the Dark Side of the Dream” it outlines how he was cheating on his ex-wife, sexually assaulting the babysitter, and would often tell his ex-wife that she should kill herself.
It would be better if he did actually have a brainworm, but it’s more likely that he’s just the kind of monster that would become part of Trump’s circle.
Yeah but it’s funnier to say he has a brainworm.
The jury is still out on that
Kid Rock is a well known coke head
Sugar-free Jagerbombs
Quality time with underage ladies?
children
I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.
I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.
What, you fucking hate hospitality now?
his goddamn TV too high havin’ ass
You don’t know how high his couch is. That shit has its own ladder.
The real healthy habit is always in the comments.
He’s still gotta have a lower TV for the groundlings.
Fake plants too.
its fine if you want to watch tv while cooking in the (meth) kitchen what looks like its across the room from the tv.
ok it’s still way too high for even that goddam tv too high havin ass could put an entire goddam tv under it and still fuckin tv
sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.
How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?
Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill
I didn’t know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.
Thx for the laugh 😄
so absurd lmao
What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?
Justin Beiber
Bei- sounds very different from Bie- but somehow this seems to be a typical struggle with German names in North America.
I wish he was called Biber. That would mean beaver.
who is justice beaver?
Must be a playable character in one of those hero shooters
wait i could have sworn it was Bieber. fucking mandela
No, it is, you are right. I was citing the mistaken spelling from above, to point it out.
thank you for letting me know. it has been a week and if justin byeber suddenly becomes a pop star i’m going to find you
Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.
Looks like it’s an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.
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So I should tell my fitness watch I’m doing cardio before I light up? Move those heartbeats from ‘stress’ to ‘healthy.’
RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person’s skin out of those clothes before he put them on.
Kid rock looks like – well let’s be real, that’s the first book he’s ever held.
thats why he wants to take kid rocks skin.
This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately
