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minus-squarefeannag@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·2 months agoHow am I supposed to use my Turf Builder® every 2 months, 4 times a year?
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·2 months agoYou skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don’t actually fertilize my lawn.)
minus-squarefeannag@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoOh yeah, didn’t think about that. Thanks!
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoI could help but last time I tried to fertilize a lawn I got arrested.
minus-squarela508@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoYou spread it every two months, four times. Then stop.
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoOh my god is this that bodybuilding forum post, are you doing the bodybuilding forum post thing
minus-squarefeannag@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoNot specifically, but I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that when I read this.
How am I supposed to use my Turf Builder® every 2 months, 4 times a year?
You skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don’t actually fertilize my lawn.)
Oh yeah, didn’t think about that. Thanks!
I could help but last time I tried to fertilize a lawn I got arrested.
Sounds vaguely socialist
The snow must grow!
You spread it every two months, four times. Then stop.
Oh my god is this that bodybuilding forum post, are you doing the bodybuilding forum post thing
Not specifically, but I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that when I read this.