Trump wants to relabel New Mexico as New America days after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Ameria
Donald Trump has already changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, and now he’s targeting a US state for a rebrand.
Trump is spending the holiday weekend dreaming up his next demand to relabel America’s geography. He posted a map on Truth Social Sunday afternoon of New Mexico, but the word Mexico was crossed out and replaced with America.
Relabeling the southwestern state on the U.S.-Mexico border as New America is reminiscent of an executive order he signed early in his second term, in which he changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
Oh and how about the gas prices soaring due to shortages, because he fucked up in Iran when thinking that would be another distraction?
Glorious Leader Aladeen
His effectiveness as a leader has been very Aladeen.
He deserves to be Aladeen.
This MF is such an embarrassment . Just boundless stupidity every fucking day . Give us one day man damn .
In a sane world this guy would be in a nursing home somewhere.
What about New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire? Four New Americas is going to get confusing. Since stupidity seems to be the primary objective, I would suggest:
New Mexico -> New America
New York -> New New America
New Jersey -> New New New America
New Hampshire -> New New New New America
Only New Mexico is the problem to him. The other three states don’t contain the name of a place where a lot of brown people live.
I have never seen such creativity before /s
It’s almost as if his syphllitic, dementia-addled brain can’t remember the names of things so he just calls every thing “America”
New York is going to be New Trumptown soon…
I’m writing this from the future, October 2028, from my desk on America St., America, in America County, capital of the state America, in the America-West region of America, to issue a warning…
Wait till he realizes there’s places called South and Central America.
Well obviously, he’s supreme ruler of those too!
Seems like America is becoming the new Taco Bell.
Honestly Taco Bell is one of America’s best institutions.
After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.
AmericaBell and McAmerica?
Taco Supreme Ruler
Demolition Man was a prophecy!
Ring the TACO bell!
What if he learns that America is named after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who couldn’t ever have been a US citizen because he died over 250 years before the USA even existed.
He’ll rewrite history. Now it will be named after Tim America, the first American
You know he’s gonna name the guy America Trump, his great great grandfather.
Fake olds
Those will soon be changed to South and Central Mexico. Can’t besmirch the AmericaTM brand on shithole countries.
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Aladeen St., Aladeen, in Aladeen County, Capital of the State Aladeen, in the Aladeen-West region of Aladeen.
“We got your test results back. You’re Aladeen.”
Is it still called Earth?
Actually no. We are now America-3 in the America System.
…in the “MAGA Way” Galaxy, about to merge with Androamerica to form the new America Galaxy, all part of the Laniamerica Supercluster…
(Spaceballs? Oh, shit, there goes the planet)
What’s gas prices like?
Are you talking about America fuel?
Fun fact: Petrol is a leftover term from a brand of gasoline. It’s the same product. Like ‘Hoover’ to ‘vacuum cleaner’.
America per gallon :(
All time high
I have an idea for a “funny” thing.
- Buy a domain called EverythingAmerica.whatever
- Run an instance of Open streetmap (or similar)
- Rename everything “America”.
- Giggle and barf
I dont know if I could roll my eyes any harder.
If only Trump’s head would roll.
I’m sure France has some tools available for rent. Just needs some rust remover.
I think the same thing every week and I dont think my eyes can take it anymore
Doubt Trump will pay for my eye doctor bills after all this.
They should throw in a class action lawsuit for that while hes being tried for crimes against humanity
“If your life was disrupted by the defendant’s blatant manipulation of the news cycle you may be eligible for compensation”
jesus fucking christ i cannot wait until he finally fucking dies.
Ahhh, the democrats only strategy
Oh man you’re so fucking edgy and clever. Where can i read your newsletter?
… did you just snark me?
Im fucking crying right now.
Along with all his shit for brains supporters.
Good news. Boomers die at the rate of one every 14.2 seconds.
Yeah, because lake Vance and New Vance sound so much better.
How long did the nazi party in germany last after hitler alt-F4’ed himself?
How about Marshall Applewhite, is his cult still going strong?
This is not the same as nazi Germany. It’s bad, the net fascist age, but not exactly the same.
Nobody respects that little turd, especially MAGA. They won’t do Jack shit for anyone that he’s not ordered to by the GOP.
No one respects that turd, yet he’s currently vice president. The way it is currently going it doesn’t look like there is much democracy left so if he wants to take power and hold on to it, he probably can. As long as he keeps the oligarchs happy. And he was put there by one of the most influential one, so even if some are not happy with JD Turd, Thiel will make sure they will step in line. This is how a dictatorial regime works. It is how Russia, North Korea and Turkmenistan are being run, among other dictatorships.
Holy Shit! I have been saying he was going to rename New Mexico as New America as a joke! I can’t believe he actually IS that insane.
Yeah, this would be a great headline for one of the various Not The Onion communities, except I’m pretty sure they have banned political posts.
Wait, so Washington DC will become…
I’m considering renaming the United States of America to Cringetopia
Oligarchia would be more on the nose.
Pedophilia.
Absurdistan is already there
Nah, that’s no good; I like a little absurdism.
It may be that the next targets will be words in the American language.
American States of America
Fuck Donald Trump
That’s what we’ll rename Oklahoma when he’s gone.
Hearing this blast out of car speakers during the LA protests was a treat, and learning that a version was recorded with Macklemore was the cherry on top
Send grandpa to bed. Permanently.
For a nice long dirt nap.
