Garages! Hey fellas, garages! Well ooh la di da Mr Frenchman! Don’t spiders just think of them as caves?

Spiders are great. Just today my husband cheered me up while I’m sick by saying a new spider moved in on the porch last night and it caught a huge bug. I oozed my way outdoors so I could view it’s work.

People need to start learning and stop being such babies. They are small in comparison to you and most can’t or don’t want to hurt you, only biting when you try to squish them.

Note: Australia is exempt from all that. You do you, boo. Note2: excellent webwork and indeed a large bug

House spiders are almost exclusively harmless and gain a terrible reputation. Down here in the south east we have an abundance of orb weaver spiders.

Absolutely gorgeous and, for the most part, totally harmless. I genuinely don’t understand why people are so terrified of these things. Spiders are one of the reasons we’re not completely overrun with insects and other pests, and most species would much rather avoid us than have anything to do with us.

The brown recluse and black widow should obviously be treated with respect, but even they are highly misunderstood. Neither species is particularly aggressive toward humans, and bites are relatively uncommon. They generally bite only when threatened, trapped against the skin, or otherwise disturbed. Their reputation is considerably worse than their actual behavior.

Spiders aren’t out looking for people to bite. They’re predators doing an extremely useful job of keeping insect populations under control. Unless you have a medically significant species in your home, there’s usually very little reason to be afraid of them and quite a few reasons to appreciate them.

can learn our routines

The spiders in my room are very concerned about how little sleep I’m getting and how irregular my bedtime is

My question was always wtf do they eat? What is it?

I had to evict the jumping spider that lived in my curtains for 2 years because I was moving, I felt terrible. That little lady worked hard and earned her place, I offered to bring her to the new apartment, but she declined, I wish her the best.

I love having spiders in my residence. Sometimes I find them stuck in the bathtub or sink and I save them and let them go free. Like yes my spider bro, keep eating the fruit flies and other annoying bugs. I like the little creepy centipede looking bugs also because they eat bedbugs and other insects. (Spiders and other natural predators of bedbugs will not mitigate an active bed bug infestation.)

My cat was getting into the basement at my exes house, and the spiders SENT A FUCKING MESSAGE. They got their biggest guy to come up and perch on the toilet paper in the bathroom. I decided I didn’t need to pee and secured the basement door better from then on.

Good luck to the spiders trying to learn the routine I don’t have.

Took the existing uncensored fuck and copy/pasted it over the engagement bait censorship

I kinda miss the wolf spider that lived in my bathroom window. Such a chill little roommate. It just kinda showed up one day, set up its little web, and we each just minded our own business.

I kept my showers short, never opened the window, and if I swatted a fly in the kitchen, I’d deposit it in its web. Never gave me much in return. But that’s fine. I was just happy to have its company.

If you gotta problem with spiders you gotta problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

What about car mirrors?

Not exactly related but a huge wasp got into my house today. It chose to hide in a lamp in the corner of the room. I taped it closed with duct tape. I stood there listening to it being cooked alive, gotta switch those bulbs to LEDs lol, and stick to the tape. It died. I kinda felt bad since I gave it the 1940’s treatment.

Are the garages any different from people and houses, vs caves and tents?