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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Funny@sh.itjust.works · hace 1 mes

The bic heavier

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The bic heavier

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Funny@sh.itjust.works · hace 1 mes
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  • sepiroth154@feddit.nl
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    You mean the bric…

    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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      Frick your bric…

      • Exec@pawb.social
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        bric by bric

        • logan_hero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          suc my dic

          • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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            no matter how thin, no matter how thicc

    • x00z@lemmy.world
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      How did OP not see that pun.

      • Axolotl@feddit.it
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        Because it’s just a reddit repost

        • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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          Same dumb headline too.

          • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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            I’ve not cross referenced, but the account appears to post a lot of memes that likely came from similar forums on Reddit.

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    Still lose it on the puff rotation

    • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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      That’s me. I would absolutely figure out a way to misplace this. In fact, I’m likely to trip over it later.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Why do people feel the need to re-light all the time?

      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        Cigarettes have compounds that keep it burning at a controlled speed. Weed doesn’t so it’s only burn while someone is actively smoking and depending on how well is constructed it can turn off the second you stop smoking.

      • Kojichan@lemmy.world
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        The cherry stops staying lit after a while. Typically the duration it takes to pass.

  • nomad@infosec.pub
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    Well, nobody is gonna put that into their pocket by accident…

    • gigaqps@lemmy.world
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      It’s just a novelty lighter that I happened to bring to the protest

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    Nice, I lol’d. Kind of looks like the all spark from the transformers movie lol

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      Once its empty it will be All Spark and no flame.

      • BuckFutter@timeyak.com
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        Lol Then it turns into a multitool

  • Smaile@lemmy.ca
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    BrIC

    • downvote_hunter@midwest.social
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      Brazil, Russia, India, China

  • DjangoFett@lemmy.zip
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    If this isn’t AI, that guy has enough hand to fit eight fingers, easy.

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      You probably do too!

      (If you don’t mind small shitty fingers)

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I could probably fit 3 more regular sized fingers below my pinky. There’s plenty of room before it stops being hand and becomes the wrist.

    • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz
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      It’s from 2022.

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      #NeverSlop

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        I mean sure, but look at how his palm stretches before his thumb and compare it to your hand. Mine doesn’t look like that, and I even have relatively large palms compared to the length of my fingers. Something about that hand is uncanny valley to me.

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    the bric

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    and you’ll never know what it means to be thick. as a bic

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    Holding done that button is gonna hurt pretty fast

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    That bric is lighter than the rest.

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