Why isn’t she more impactful at this??
Stupid sexy witches
I mean the whole “conservative christians are crazy” is pretty well established and whatnot. This should be to no-ones surprise. Yet at the same time:
Witches? Really? That’s the thing you’re concerned about? In todays day and age where goosestepping idiots are robbing the world. Where the planet is literally on fire.
And you’re worried some people might be wishing ill on mister wannabe hitler the pedo-rapist conman over there?
Let alone you’re automatically assuming this about someome you dissagree with politically.
PROVE IT.
There is an actual book on how to curse Trump I have seen it.
I’m close with a wiccan priestess and I can assure you AOC has nothing to do with the endeavor
Clearly these witches powers are waining, is there anyway we can help?
I mean honestly if you’re not supporting at least two Etsy witch covens then what are you doing with your life?
There are an odd amount of witches on etsy…
Always three, there are.
It just sucks that the one who did Kirk retired
Assume they operate on the theory that magic helps those that help themselves
*waning
Sorry, was a word I knew that my dictionary of an ex wife did not.
Which does not mean much, as “Conservative Christian” is a sure sign of insanity.
A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.
He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.
Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/etsy-witch-charlie-kirk-curse-b2836089.html
I mean… just like any other skill, some witches are better at it than others.
Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
barf
I know it’s a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting “prayers for Trump” in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it’s very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you’re pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to “prayers from Trump in exchange of cash” so that he can rip off his followers once more!
Good health is definitely one way to describe the diaper baby. Maybe they need to pray a little harder.
with your help, they can- barf
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Edit: sloppy proofreading
Damn. When will it start working?
The Conservative Christians imply the witches started working after Trump became president again.
Had I written this before 2026, I would have been called a madman.
Ya know, this would be more funny if they actually didn’t do devil rituals…
You mean that thing where they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their Lord of the Undead? Yeah they’re pretty creepy those Xtian rituals.
No, when they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods. Or the child sex stuff.
They do not sacrifice people to the owl. But there is indeed an owl.
Also they themselves say they like to do a mock human sacrifice, used to believe them now I don’t.
The child sex stuff is the Christians, as has been terribly well documented.
Also the torture and killing (see Indian Boarding Schools as just one of many examples https://boardingschoolhealing.org/us-indian-boarding-school-history/).
You want to provide a source for “they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods”?
Edit: I found this, if so it’s still KKKristians and males only. https://www.thebolditalic.com/the-most-secretive-club-in-america/
That nice whatism, please stick to the subject at hand. The pedo elite. Ps some Muslims and jews in there.
I truly feel sorry for you if you believe that. I’m genuinely hoping you’re just trolling for fun.
Same please learn to like science
I love how you people claim words like, “science” or "logic " when in reality all of your so called “conversations” are just you expecting me to wade through a river of your bullshit and pretend that’s not what we’re actually doing. The only conversation worth having with you people is the one where I explain how stupid you are…and even that gets really boring and old after only a few times.
Same, you hate evidence and logic and that’s fine but people like you are the reason why society is getting dumb. Please just learn to accept being wrong.
Honestly, I don’t believe that people really do that stuff. At the very least, I think it is much more rare than people think.
Buddy there is literally video evidence.
That one would do great with the link
Lol… that’s hilarious you’re posting Alex Jones nonsense! Seriously… you made my day!
And yet you haven’t address the fact that before the epstein files he had video evidence. Yall really don’t like science eh.
🤣
Ya I know you don’t like science but that’s OK.
🫡 thanks for your service
Does that mean conservative Christians admit the president is not of sound mind?
It’s their way perhaps, you will never hear ‘we were wrong…’ and such things but that would be a bit much to ask from such toxic people.
admit
lolololol
Are they trying to make me like AOC even more?
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Yup, I can take the 2pm shift on Wednesdays… Where do I sign up? 🧙
Nice. She has my vote.
I want to contribute to this go fund me.
There was some platform that had to ban witch curses I think…I don’t remember which one it was.
I think it’s about time we grow out of religious thinking
Problem is they don’t like birth control. By design.
Then let’s educate the heck out of their kids
We can’t. It’s legal for them to home school their kids in most states
Then let’s make adult education free and useful to catching up homeschooled kids fast to reintegrate them into reality and society
And now you understand why they scream “indoctrination” when their children are taught critical thinking and science.
That’s too big a word for them to come up with on their own, you should know better than that - they’re parroting what they heard from their talking points outlets, as ordered by the ultra wealthy nationalists/nationalist sympathizers, technocrat authoritarians, and religious extremist leaders told them to think or parrot so they can feel better about not thinking about their cognitive dissonance as it becomes more and more apparent their core beliefs and alignments were all based on lies by people that don’t have their best interests at heart.
Religion is a mental illness.
