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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Excellent answer

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Excellent answer

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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    Not really a dad joke, but I’m half Greek and I can accurately say that my father is a Lesbian.

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      That is actually hilarious

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldM
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    Dad jokes don’t care about orientation.

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      Thanks for indirectly reminding me to crosspost to !dadjokes@lemmy.world 😁

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        The follow up since OP didn’t post it here yet:

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          !yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          But I can’t find it. And the newest post there is 30 days old. Huh?

          • OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Feddit and dbzer0 have (mutually?) defederated, so you’ll only see posts there from your own instance users.

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              (mutually?)

              Looks like it’s only one way. (You can go to Instances at the footer, and then the blocked tab.)

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              you’ll only see posts there from your own instance users.

              That doesn’t appear to be the case.

              This doesn’t seem like defederation. Something weird is going on.

              edit: Never mind, dbzer0 defederated from feddit 7 months ago. But why are some posts and upvotes getting through?

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                Defederation is weird and I don’t fully understand it. For example, the community will still exist on a server after defederation, and people can still post to it (albeit now there’s no moderation, and that’s a separate problem). Maybe feddit is pulling in posts from users outside of dbzer0, linking it to the orphaned comm, and populating the posts that way.

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            I just checked another sublemmy from dbzer0 on your instance and almost all posts are missing.

            Something is fucked with your instance.

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          The fuck.

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    Good joke for a christian convention lol.

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    This is adorable honestly

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    This joke doesn’t work today.

    I, and I am sure a majority of people, could not give enough of a fuck if someone was gay to openly ask about their orientation or preferences in a casual setting.

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      Less of a majority than you and I would like, I’m sure.

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      Exactly the same if you’re wondering if the cashier is pregnant, it’s none of your fucking business.

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        True, but for the people who need to hear this: you are not a bad person if you think ‘I wonder if the cashier is pregnant’ you are a rude person if you say it. Thinking bad things isn’t bad. Saying or doing bad things is bad.

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          It’s only bad if she’s not, because it would make her uncomfortable. Picture a little nice grandma saying it, you know she’s just trying to join in the happiness that is becoming a mother, she’s trying to congratulate her and wish her well… Having said that, ofc it’s better to avoid saying it unless you’re basically 120% sure, you don’t wanna make people feel self-conscious even by mistake.

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    That punchline took me way too long to wrap my head around. Once I did it’s pretty funny though, I loled

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      Take all the time you need.

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