Hope you chose the “rich parents” background or you’re gonna struggle the entire game.
Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.
Thats mostly true. You could also have a dying relative who could leave one to you as well.
True. You should have invested 69 years ago too. Such a looser
Should’ve bought 420 oz of gold 69 years ago, otherwise you’re screwed.
I’d double the bet.
Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world’s oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.
It’s too late to save the whales and the fish.
That’s doomer talk. Look on the bright side…
I’ll be back to edit once I figure out what to put.
Nope. There is nothing we can do to stop the inevitable collapse of vertibrate life in the ocean. This type of extinction event has happened at least two other times in the past. It’s not a matter of if at this point, but when. It could be 50-150 years.
It’s going to get very bad before humanity wakes up.
I’ll quote the original Twister:
“It’s coming right for us!”
“It’s already here.”
“Right hand… red.”
“I gotta go we go cows!”
At least the politicians and billionaires won’t bear any consequences for it.
Hey, waitaminute! That’s not a good thing!
It’s no good saving whales anymore
They’ve packed up and flew out their bowls
Carrying all other sea life in parcels
Addressed to a conquistador
You might become a Musk or Trump though
“Bro, your cash isn’t even controlled by any attribute; there’s no need to make INT and WIS dump stats.”
Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore
Stop Lyin’ first off, You might be movie newborn, but you don’t get that perfect around head and attentive stares for quite a while
r/lies foiled again
Also looks like the neck is lifting the head, which can be possible for a newborn, but not to the degree in the picture.
Eye contact, social, almost smirking expression. Deliberate smiles like that take about 6–8 weeks. Newborns tend to look squished and red, with puffy eyelids and unfocused eyes. The eyes look clear and coordinated rather than wandering, and the swaddle sleep sack is common through roughly the first 3–4 months, before rolling over, which usually ends swaddling.
bro ain’t born today.
Ok, I lied. I was born last week, sorry I’m a bit shy about my age. I haven’t solved differential equations yet.
*doubt
That is the face of someone who has mastered differential equations and they know how fucking cool that is.
I was thinking the same thing. Had 2, neither looked this awake or alert on day 1. Eyes barely open at all and really red.
Still sleepin and all newby ruby after a whole day? In this economy?
GL bro, they sound like duds.
r/lies foiled again
Buy a home now, it won’t get any cheaper.
“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.”
― Mark Twain
Climb back in. It’s terrible out here.
Quick, before the portal closes!
Is this what the show Sliders was an allegory for?
Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.
He has a fine future in politics.
Go back in.
Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
seamen 🛥🌊
See? Men! 👨👨👀
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone
Quick, get back in there while you can! It’s not too late!
Keep that chipper attitude my friend you’re gonna fucken need it
Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
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Don’t take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
- bag it before you tag it
- don’t
stick your dick inbump uglies with crazy - if they’re a 10 and you’re a 2, something’s up
- ya don’t have to train like you’re going to the olympics, but stay reasonably active and eat decently and that will lower your odds of type 2 diabetes
- the perfect is the enemy of the good enough, and learn when you need each
- don’t ever try cocaine, heroin, or meth. the world ain’t gonna end if you partake of the grass in a responsible manner, but don’t ever try anything harder.
- learn from your mistakes, and learn from other peoples mistakes too
- don’t go to parties with metal detectors. sure, it feels safe inside. but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!
They need to hang this in the delivery rooms
but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!
The 3D printed ghost gun stuck up my ass:
Only the frame is polymer. The frame is the only part that’s considered a “gun”. You buy a parts kit, which is unregulated, and assemble the parts onto the printed frame. So the bolt, barrel, and everything else is made out of whatever normally comes with that gun. A fully plastic firearm that can fire multiple rounds without destroying itself hasn’t been developed yet.
