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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago

Anon takes up microdosing

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Anon takes up microdosing

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 months ago

    These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.

    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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      7 months ago

      Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn’t get her digits, and she probably thinks he’s highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something

      • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        she thinks he’s highly regtarded

        • GreatRam@lemmy.world
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          7 months ago

          That’s the joke

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 months ago

    Reminds me of this:

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.

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    He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.

  • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
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    “The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”

    getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    What is QT3.14?

    • darcranium123@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Cutie pie

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        This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.

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