Fake: Girl is interested in anon
Gay: Anon isn’t interested in girl
Girl is interested in fries.
This is the one lmao
The prophecy
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻
You’re not getting my fries!
can I have some?
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
Is that worth losing fries?
Why risk anons virginity like that?
Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.
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Yes officer this bait right here.
Edit: After further discussion, I don’t think they were baiting.
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There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it 😬
I suspect that’s what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing 😅
(for the record I’m British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they’re super bold in the UK and it’s really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)
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Girl only wants one thing, and it’s disgusting!
Well they’re McDonald’s fries so you can definately do worse.
McDonald’s fries are quite literally the saddest excuse for fries, what are you talking about?
Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.
It’s a tarp!
it is a kidney tarp! I mean tart, do you want a kidney tart?
