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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon asks out a girl

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Anon asks out a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Maybe anon should try picking up a girl at church instead of the bar

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      Ah yes, cultists are easier because you already know they’re gullible.

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        I’m no stats major but that’s what I was thinking

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      Maybe they don’t attend church. Maybe they aren’t even religious. How does this help anyone?

      “Maybe they should join a crochet club and find a wholesome woman.”

      That’s how ridiculous you sound.

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        I mean, crochet girls are pretty awesome, have you met any of them before?

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          I have indeed. I’ve also met a lot of regular church attendees before, and some of them are the most morally bereft people I have ever encountered.

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          OPs girl sounded pretty crochety

          • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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            I’m now going to hear crotchet every time I read crochet, thanks.

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              1 month ago

              Yw

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          deleted by creator

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        You don’t have to be religious to pick up church girls, you just have to be kind. Then you can break them out

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      The issue with Anon is not where he decided to pick the woman up, but how. What he said is basically “hey, I’m creepy enough to eavesdrop your conversation for three whole hours. Since you’re desperate you might as well lower your standards and date someone random, like me.” Of course she’d reject him.

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        Sounds right to me

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      Maybe religion doesn’t make you a good person and churches attract power hungry egomaniacal criminals

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        This is absolutely true. But there’s also good people in there just because of their family, I’ve seen them get broken out anecdotally

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      Mom?

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        hey its me ur brother

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      One might need to “underpin” their backstory a bit before wandering into a church and spitting game. Sounds like a lot of effort…almost like you should go to church for your whole life, first. Of course, Anon would be the same person - the church girls would also be rejecting him and he’d be crying about it - then people would tell him to just go to a bar.

      The moral of the story, of course, being don’t go to bars by yourself, eavesdrop, then cry when somebody you don’t know doesn’t want to spend time alone with some creep who doesn’t even know how to make small talk. Buddy would have proposed on the date.

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      I’m guessing you mean this guy’s church from your name

      5683

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        what da dragon dog doin?

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          Idk, it’s your dog you tell me. The god in the picture is Marduk.

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      Maybe anon is not religious.

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        He probably isn’t, but that isn’t required for this strategy

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