Please 🥺

Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy… How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I’m not wearing a collar.
Feral, huh?
Might as well, I’ll wear the ears and tail if you want.
Just gotta notch the ear.
Even if I’m already fixed?
although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances
that’s the thing, i’m not house trained
Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal
dick what
Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don’t know if this is wise…
What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?
So the elite don’t want you to know this but…
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free
Thank you
eggs from the yolk, it appears.
Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr


I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3
Oh hey it’s the kitty that can haz cheezburger!
hiiii I’m already house trained
Mostly…
It was one time!!
But I was laying there…
I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.
Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps
Mrrrp :3
Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches
I would never puke on a rug.
Not much of a catboy, then.
I have an American. They’re a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.
is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws
Happy cake day :3
I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me
You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.
What the fuck did I stumble upon.
EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?
Memeing about the shitty situation of queer people in the USA, as in it’s so bad they’d rather become even pets to get into the safety of Canada.
And you can be as cow as you like!
I’m not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).
I just want to be a cow.
Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me
Too bad I can’t see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.
I’m not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don’t feel like I am one though (like I wouldn’t have a cow fursona)
Oh, nwm.
Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo
Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation
Not at all.
Uh oh… (I’m in danger!)
Second Underground Railroad
What a cruel tease
Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food















