Oh sweet summer child… There isn’t going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth “once in a generation” financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.
On top of the fact that you need to have saved money to pay to live in a retirement home.
Are… Are there people that sort of really hope to just go from their patents’ basement to a retirement home?
A major problem is that the demographics for Millennial retirement are a lot worse than for Boomers. Boomers at least had a decent number of millennials to help support them in retirement.
The Office
The original or the USA copy though?
Retirement?
And for young people Super Smash Bros Melee will be as cool as bingo or canasta

Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.
Jim sucks and is an office bully.
We’re watching Futurama, fellow olds.
Dwight is literally a fascist and usually only falls for Jim’s pranks because of his fascism
I had the full run of the The Office on video. I had video editing software. I had it all planned out, how I was going to edit out 90% the Jim scenes from The Office, so I could play the whole thing on loop without intro or outro or the worst parts of the last two seasons.
Then I stared in the mirror for a long time and I was like: wtf am I doing with my life? And I haven’t watched The Office since.
Retirement home raves, here we come
I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.



