A key that that is too worn down to open a lock is a shitty key.
I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!
Problem with this is the kind of guy this is intended to diss would totally endorse logic that says virgins have bigger dicks
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral. They’ll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I’m going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
Hey! Your username is “Imadethis” what do you make?
There is no greater blessing under heaven than receiving enthusiastic oral
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral.
its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis
Username checks out
Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory…
I’ve been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.
Is this a Christian chastity trick ?
It’s an uno reverse on a common incel/misogynistic myth about Vaginas.
Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.
Seems to me like a critique in reverse about sex in regards to women’s anatomy. I like it.
Call me old fashioned but I like a woman who doesn’t cut off the penises of her partners and turn them into sausages
Coward
🫵Boomer.
Lemme tell you young whippersnapper, when she offers to show you her collection of penis trophies, run. Big red flag. You’ll thank me one day, now get off my lawn!
Oh yeah well in my day we wore the penises of those we had slain upon our belt.
It was the style at the time
But she’s fun at barbecues!
Because it’s reality that women prefer large penis, of
Eh. I think, like the statement about men preferring certain things, that it’s a stated preference more than an actual one. I have a friend with a slightly larger penis, about 7", and his wife has told me it’s too big. And that’s just seven inches. Apparently certain positions are too much and slightly painful.
The size queens you see in porn are the standouts, just like the men that all have 8"+ penises.
Just seven inches? How common do you think seven inch dicks are?
https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis
Well, its a male fantasy (exclusively) you may ask any woman. But… I mean… Don’t do that xD
I’m a virgin with a small dick. Sometimes it’s big but not very often. Maybe it’s stress or anxiety idk.
Maybe it’s stress or anxiety idk.
Could just be that we’re in for six more weeks of winter.
Haven’t noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.
Level up your oral skills.
The one on the right looks bigger though, it’s just zoomed out.
This is basically what conversations and debates around sex sounded like before the internet … especially if you were a kid or a teenager. No one had a clue and every once in a while, some idiot with a bit of information would come forward and confidently make statements like this and we couldn’t agreed or disagree with them because no one could verify the information.
I remember one conversation when I was about eight and some older kid telling us that the number of thrusts you made when you had sex was the number of children you would have. And for the longest time I believed that.
Another one I heard as a teenager had to do with Asians … specifically Chinese women … people said that they had a vaginal canal that was like a corkscrew and it was really hard to get in there.
The dumb shit we heard and believed or semi-believed when we were growing up … which is why people like Sue Johanson on late night TV in Canada was a breath of fresh air … she had a talk show on late night TV with sex education and she talked about all the factual, scientific, medical stuff about sex and we learned lots from her. Seriously, look her up and find her videos.
I remember one conversation when I was about eight and some older kid telling us that the number of thrusts you made when you had sex was the number of children you would have. And for the longest time I believed that.
Lol
I always remember the ‘asian vagina’ rumor to be that it was sideways. Even as a kid I knew that one was stupid. How the fuck was it going to fit in the same position if it was sideways?
specifically Chinese women … people said that they had a vaginal canal that was like a corkscrew and it was really hard to get in there.
I think thats a uh… duck.
Yes. Asian women are a witches, because they float like a duck and have corkscrew vagina like ducks and also feathers like ducks and all the things they say are really incomprehensible and just sounds like the same phoneme over and over again and are much shorter than us Europeans and their lips are really thin and long and firm and oh my god I think I need to break up with my girlfriend what have I done
Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?
Are you gonna go look for a duck?
No she went north for summer I just did it over text.
A Peking duck?
A succulent Peking duck?!
No, its the other way. The duck penis is shaped like a corkscrew. But it also has a barb at the end, so when it pulls out, it rips open the female ducks genitals.
The best word to describe duck sex is…horrific. Truely the stuff of nightmares. If you’re ever in a meadow, and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun. That would put me in therapy.
It’s both.
It’s an evolutionary arms race, female ducks have clockwise spiraling vaginas with false pockets to stop male ducks who have counter clockwise corkscrew penises.
That sounds like a bad way to ensure the survival of your offspring?
and a giant duck penis starts chasing you? You need a gun
so it’s suicide?
because if it’s a giant duck penis you might need a rocket launcher. or autocannon.
I remember one conversation when I was about eight and some older kid telling us that the number of thrusts you made when you had sex was the number of children you would have. And for the longest time I believed that.
…soooooooo, you thought the default number of thrusts that 99% of men could accomplish was…one thrust?
And twins was when the guy made two whole thrusts?
Ok, lets forget sex, forget the internet, forget all of that. I think this is just reason we need to teach all kids critical thinking skills.
My parents got mad at me, because I asked my mom if inflation affected the tooth fairy. When she asked what I was talking about, I told her my two sisters only got 50 cents when they were kids. They’re 10 and 12 years older than me.
I was getting 1 dollar. And when I was trying to figure out why they got 50 cents, but I got a dollar, I remembered my dad always bitching about inflation. It made logical sense.
If you’re willing to accept the concept of selling your teeth to an unknown fairy, but notice a discrepency in pay, but also notice a 10 year gap, with your dad saying that inflation will kill your money over 10 years…then it’s logical to assume the tooth fairy corporation was affected by inflation,and had to start paying more for teeth, or else the kids wouldn’t sell them.
Then my sister told me it was actually the gender wage gap. And so I had to go ask my dad, at age 5, if I’m more valueable than my sisters, just because I have a penis. His response was “Yeah. Obviously.”
Mom was not happy with that reaction. You’ll not be surprised to know my mom eventually left my dad. I’m not saying it was over this incident, but this incident kind of helps paint a picture to help you understand why my mom didn’t want to be with my dad anymore.
So then I got put in catholic school, and without knowing what sex was, began to ask the church if Mary had baby Jesus, through God, so God is the father, why wasn’t Peter pissed that his wife was having a baby with another man? My friends parents split up, because she had a baby from another man. Logically I thought Peter should have been pissed, but he wasn’t. So I asked why.
I got told to go to the principals office for being disrespectful.
…soooooooo, you thought the default number of thrusts that 99% of men could accomplish was…one thrust?
You’re debating my eight year old self here … who lived in a remote village … in the north … where we had two TV channels … one radio station … no newspapers … terrible grade school … and parents who were born in the wilderness and abused by religious nuts in a residential school … parents who never, ever absolutely ever wanted to have any acknowledgement that the world even included the idea of sex between adults
I didn’t fully understand the concept of sex until I was about 16 … and even then, it was a pretty dumb introduction and education that it took my another decade before I could appreciate it properly
So then I got put in catholic school, and without knowing what sex was, began to ask the church if Mary had baby Jesus, through God, so God is the father, why wasn’t Peter pissed that his wife was having a baby with another man? My friends parents split up, because she had a baby from another man. Logically I thought Peter should have been pissed, but he wasn’t. So I asked why.
Joseph, not Peter.
Unless Peter was actually getting some on the side :/
I got told to go to the principals office for being disrespectful.
Story of my life. I don’t know how my mother kept me in a religious school for so long. I think it was about the time someone in my family suddenly had a debilitating illness as I entered the ‘can think about more than lunch’ stage that triggered my questions. The fact that someone can claim there is a ‘good’ god that somehow coexists with children’s hospitals is just so mind-blowing.
I was just like you when I was a kid. Especially the things about religion.
There was a nun in my school to teach Catholicism (let’s not talk about why I attended because that’s another story). Everyone hated the nun because she was mean and unlikeable.
I used to go to her with a bible, with some passages underlined. I then asked some loaded questions. She would answer in a very predictable way. Then I’d say “but in this other passage it says … which is a contradiction! You don’t know very much do you?” and she always would get angry but also defeated and I loved it.
I like you
Sue Johanson died three years ago!? Damn. How did I miss that? She’s the one who turned me onto The Multi Orgasmic Man. Sue was one of the greatest sex educators to ever live. Listening to her show was the first time I had ever heard sex spoken about as it should be, in plain language with zero judgement. RIP Sue.
