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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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linsenchip@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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    damn roomba sent my floorplan home again

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    Is Gay Room just when it’s gaytime in the bathroom?

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    why is this funny???

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    Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?

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      You don’t have to PLAN to get married, it just has to be BEFORE you get married. It’s a loophole.

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    I’ll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.

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    I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place

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    The crazy thought that there might be people out there that have gendered bathrooms at home

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    it needs to have a carls jr and taco bell side room, then its pretty much perfect. Note that anyone can use the trans bathroom. And we’ll just call the poker room the gay room, no one in my friend group could possibly care less what a room is called. Because we’re not 8 years old.

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    Is this a parody or legit mental illness in motion?

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    You had me at homes.

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      and the cheeky terrorism

      cute!

      might delete later

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      Sup

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        I want you

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          To want me

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            I need you

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              To become drastically more affordable

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    Where is my pronoun bike garage?

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      I’m more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He’ll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.

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      Bi-cycles for everyone!

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      Seriously, what kind of right centrist home nonsense is this image.

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    I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

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    Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

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      Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife

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        Oh yeah? Well i wanna … boy. … my fuckwife… dammit you guys already took the good ones

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        We have a match…

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      Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!

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      Then do you even need a gay room?

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        that doesn’t have to be gay

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