All this after Trump saying he doesn’t want fat troops
They’re eating the immigrants!
Oh how the turn tables.
Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.
These gravy seals from the South are gonna be the tattered flag and trump sticker on a truck types that sit around the desk at the guard base wishing they could punch a liberal.
Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.
This must be that higher male military standard Hegseth was talking about.
Phew! No beards.
A chunky guy with a gun is dangerous because he’ll use it to solve the problem with minimal physical expenditure
I love how you preface a very real, and very dangerous threat with: ‘a chunky guy’.
They seem well fed.
If there’s one thing Texas does well, it’s barbeque.
They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.
They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.
It’s weirder than that, they don’t seem to have chins at all. Their heads are like perfectly round melons.
I can’t think of a single reason why they shouldn’t be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.
You get two in one per guard!
How in the fuck did these guys pass a PT test?
Didn’t Trump and Hegseth just call the generals together to rant about fat officers? Why did they immediatly mobilize fat soldiers then, that’s worse.
That is of course in addition to the fact that deploying them on US soil with no foreign enemies is plainly unconstitutional.
Maybe they did. Once. Long ago. Because the tester was even less fit and the only criterion was if a bunch of 17-year-olds could outrun a 60-something with a 40 years of military-sponsored junk food headstart and half out of breath just shouting “ready – set – huff Go!”
If anyone wants a transparent PNG, here it is.
Thanks! I’m gonna have fun with this…
Meal team six.