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25 years of marriage

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25 years of marriage

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    My husband’s comment was “that’s silly. the whole point of marriage is to grow old together.”

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      My theory is that men who agree with this post can’t find any woman to marry them and this is just a way of them consoling their fragile ego.

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        Oh yeah, 100% guaranteed the man who said that is a gigaincel loser

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    If you’re only with someone because of their looks, then yeah you shouldn’t get married. At least not until you grow up.

    As an aside, I think she still looks good in the second photo.

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    I’m lost. She’s beautiful is in both, and so is he. Where is the part I’m supposed to be angry about? Boobs. Huzzah!

    • ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club
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      boobs 🫦

  • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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    Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?

    That you…stay a virgin forever?

    Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      Rich and/or fame means that’s absolutely how it works.

      That being said, OP(?) is right — his wife evolved some massive hodonnahonkeroos.

      Edit: sorry not OP, what do you even call the commenter on the bottom in a post like this?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die?

      DiCaprio seems to think so

    • pir8t0x@lemmy.ml
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      >>That you…stay a virgin forever?

      I just don’t agree with one thing here. This is such a misconception… Staying virgin is nothing to be ashamed of

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        It’s not. Sorry for making it seem like that.

        I was more trying to convey “well because women age I’m not going to participate at all”. And give it a “I’ll take my ball and go home”.

    • Mr_Anny@lemmy.world
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      Leonardo does that.

      • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, but they did it differently during the renaissance.

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    • Avicenna@programming.dev
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      Toxic billionaire mentality. As the meaninglessness of this life style sucks into their bone marrows, they search satisfaction in more and more perverted things like molesting children in islands or sending women across the globe their sperm samples to get themselves impregnated with.

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    i heard he really loves his wife

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    Americans have a strange youth fetish. I guess that explains Epstein

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    Wtf.

    Here’s a reminder to be a sociopath that dumps anyone once they hit 26.

    Not everyone has the opportunity to love life so richly, but if you do it superficially it’s going be a shit run (and also you’d be shit too).

    Find the person who makes you happy inside and return the favour.

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      I think the problem (among many) is he’s first not happy with himself. He knows he’s shit, but he’s not together enough to do something about it.

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    They both got prettier lol

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    Thats the best case scenario for aging

  • Vystelior@lemmy.world
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    She evolved from a stage 1 Pokémon into a stage 2 Pokémon.

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    Architects know

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      I don’t.

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If im not nutting life means nothing.

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    The pic on the right is way hotter

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    Youth is overrated.

    • ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club
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      I disagree

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    I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.

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      Found Pierce Brosnan’s lemmy account.

      • Klear@quokk.au
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        Found Han Solo’s lemmy account.

        • Optional@lemmy.world
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          Found Wooly . . . Nelson’s . . lemmy account. ?

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            Found Jack the Ripper.

            • fartographer@lemmy.world
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              Found myself

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                @fartographer@lemmy.world found the Lindbergh baby!

            • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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              Found Jimmy Hoffa

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        Crap!

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