The general rule of transparency is to make you look good and strong, not like a feeble-minded limp dick.
I see he’s tried all caps, next it’ll be bold underlined and blinking text. It doesnt even matter what words you use with Maga, just the tone of voice and the volume.
DONALD ORANGE TURD I DEMAND YOU STEP DOWN AS PRESIDENT AND LET US CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU MADE. SINCERELY MR KEKZKRIEGER FIRST OF HIS NAME, DEFENDER OF COOKIES SLAYER OF MILK
He really thinks he can just say shit online and have it happen because he demands it. If it worked that way, the world would have already been a smoldering ruin 10 minutes after the first Usenet board went up.
Didn’t they bring the planes back?
Like I hate the guy, but not really seen a president call out Israel like he did and dropping an F bomb.
He didn’t call them out he’s upset they’re making him look weak and throwing a tantrum.
DOES HE THINK THE INTERNET IS A TELEGRAPH STOP IT IS NOT A TELEGRAPH IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES EXCLAMATION STOP
International diplomacy via social media in public. What a world.
So bombing Palestinian children is okay but he draws the line at Iran?
Iran is supported by Russia.
Masters of Kings
Did he add a “hereby” to his demand?
“I dedare BANKRUPTCY!”
that dedare looks a little eyetalic.
Need to check the keming on that font.
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
He is so fucking lame
At least he spelled his own name right this time
That’s the most baffling part. I never had a high opinion of the general populations intelligence. But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president. It’s not hyperbole to say I’ve lost all faith and humanity.
Yep. So many people flying their stupid Taco flags and wearing their “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts and so on just seemingly have no idea how normal people view Taco.
To me, it’s like watching the stupidest kid in the class with his underwear on his head and smearing feces on the wall. And I’m hardly alone in that view - Taco is and always has been a ridiculous and unserious dumbass. And these people think he’s not only the best Republican candidate for office, they think he’s the best they’ve ever had.
wait what they’re flying taco flags? is nothing sacred don’t answer that
(*) Donakd J. Trump.
Or, if you go by his Press Secretary…
President Chump.
She keeps saying Trump as Chump, in official press conferences.
Donald Chump has a nice ring to it
Oh my, I want a supercut of that.
I’m about to write a children’s book up in this bitch
“I HAVE SPOKEN!”
“Hey, guys, I have spoken, hear me? Guys? Hey, guys?”
“GODDAMIT, I SAID I’VE SPOKEN, HEAR ME? DO WHAT I SAY! I DEMAND YOU DO WHAT I SAY! HERE’S MY NAME!”
The Art of the Deal, indeed.
He’s Cartman.
trump would eat all the chicken in the KFC bucket out of greed. cartman only eats the skins out of pure malice.
Cartman has internal consistency and the ability to finish a thought.
He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off
Shart of the Squeal
🦭💨
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tap-tap
IS THIS THING ON!?
Woah is truth social not an effective way to conduct international relations or something? damn. I guess he’d better try Facebook
Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?
regarding that I’m amazed a group of people convinced eachother to use signal. that’s actually an impressive feat of diplomacy ever since it stopped providing SMS
You don’t have to sign your tweets.
Signed everyone. 2007.
sometimes you need to though.
love and kisses, 1996
I think he signed this one just to prove that he can spell his own name right.
proof someone else wrote it
trumvfefe
Hamkerders
Signed everyone
Did they at least do it ironically?
ORDER CORN
SIGNED JOHN BARRON
Signing them makes it an official presidential act…
Look, when a guy regularly tweets with caps lock you’ve got to lower your expectations.
Looks like he’s feeling the sting of being ignored and has to pump himself up in an attempt to get the world to pay him attention.
Well at least he spelled his name right this time. I guess that’s something.
Whatever donakd
MAJOR VIOLATION
He’s forgetting who he works for again.
Good. Make sure he makes all the enemies he can.
Russia reminded him, that’s why this happened
I guess truth social is now an “official channel” for international diplomacy. What a brave new world we live in
Step 1. Hack “Truth” Social
Step 2. Post: “My fellow Americans. I have signed
legislationan executive order today that will outlaw China forever. We begin bombing in five minutes”Step 3. ???
Step 4.
European leaders are still stuck on X, says enough about them too.
At least the European Commission has their own Mastodon instance.
wow nice, I had no idea!
Yup
Maybe better if he directs his word diarrhea there than to real diplomatic channels.
Nationalize it
There’s a lot of stuff we should nationalize, starting with almost everything the DOGE Goblin owns. We paid for it all, it’s ours.
You say that as a joke… I could see Trump hopping on that train. Truth Social - worth at LEAST $200B, which the government will pay direclty to Trump as compensation for making the platform the national social media platform of America.
Yeah, seems to be working really well!
What if no one was listening? Israel could just be leaving Truth Social unread.
